"The planet is fine.. the people are fucked" - George Carlin, American Comedian, Author [1937-2008]

 More here with George Carlin on Good Reads:  George Carlin (Author of Brain Droppings)

George Denis Patrick Carlin was a Grammy-winning American stand-up comedian, actor, author and philosopher.

Carlin was especially noted for his political and black humor and his observations on language, psychology, and religion along with many taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven Dirty Words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a narrow 5-4 decision by the justices affirmed the government's right to regulate Carlin's act on the public airwaves.

Carlin's mid-2000s stand-up routines focused on the flaws in modern-day America. He often took on contemporary political issues in the United States and satirized the excesses of American culture.

A disciple of Lenny Bruce, he placed ...more

Combine Editions

George Carlin’s books

Average rating: 4.01 · 67,948 ratings · 2,939 reviews · 63 distinct works • Similar authors

	Brain Droppings  4.07 avg rating — 18,454 ratings — published 1997 — 3 editions	Rate this book 1 of 5 stars2 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars
	Napalm & Silly Putty  4.09 avg rating — 16,953 ratings — published 2001 — 35 editions	Rate this book 1 of 5 stars2 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars
	Last Words  3.97 avg rating — 14,828 ratings — published 2009 — 30 editions	Rate this book 1 of 5 stars2 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars
	When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?  3.82 avg rating — 12,726 ratings — published 2004 — 36 editions	Rate this book 1 of 5 stars2 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars
	3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?  4.42 avg rating — 1,339 ratings — published 2006 — 13 editions	Rate this book 1 of 5 stars2 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars
	George Carlin Reads to You: An Audio Collection Including Recent Grammy Winners Braindroppings and Napalm & Silly Putty  3.72 avg rating — 1,135 ratings — published 2004	Rate this book 1 of 5 stars2 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars
	More Napalm and Silly Putty really liked it 4.00 avg rating — 783 ratings — published 2002 — 8 editions	Rate this book 1 of 5 stars2 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars
	Class Clown  4.39 avg rating — 229 ratings — 4 editions	Rate this book 1 of 5 stars2 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars
	A Modern Man: The Best of George Carlin  3.85 avg rating — 222 ratings — 3 editions	Rate this book 1 of 5 stars2 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars
	What Am I Doing in New Jersey  4.44 avg rating — 125 ratings — published 2000 — 2 editions	Rate this book 1 of 5 stars2 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars

More books by George Carlin…

Series by George Carlin

مقتطفات (1 book)
by 

George Carlin

 3.15 avg rating — 39 ratings

Quotes by George Carlin (?)

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin

tags: humor, insanity, lies, lying, self-indulgence, truth

19799 likes

Like

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
― George Carlin

tags: funny, humanity, humor

8871 likes

Like

“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
― George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?

More here:  The Planet is Fine .. The People Are Fucked